Cheeseroller

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NP Ratio: 5.00
5000 pts :: 1000 NP

Introduction

Cheeseroller is simple non-Flash game that depends mainly on luck. Just buy some cheese and push it down a hill as fast as you can! Good old Meridellian fun (as long as you weren't hoping to eat the cheese afterwards.)

Tips and Strategies

First, you type in the name of the cheese you want to buy. (A list of all available cheeses is at the bottom of this guide.) Once you've purchased the cheese, you'll begin pushing it 120m down a hill, using a series of these possible actions:

  • Forward Somersault
  • Push Cheese Faster
  • Hold Cheese Steady
  • Dive Left
  • Dive Right

The game has its own time - the amount of time a move takes to complete has nothing to do with how long you wait between clicks in real time. When you reach the bottom of the hill, you'll receive (2550 - 30*seconds) NP. So if you make it down in 40 seconds, you'll get 1350 NP; if you make it down in exactly 60 seconds, you'll get 750 NP. If your final time is 60 seconds or less, you'll also get to keep your cheese!

If you're playing just for fun, we recommend you buy one of the cheaper cheeses, like Spicy Juppie Cheese or Smoked Snorkle Cheese. Of course, you're welcome to experiment with more expensive cheeses at your leisure.

Here's the list of all the cheeses you can purchase in the game:

Cheese Price Cheese Price

Spicy Juppie Cheese
150 NP
Smoked Snorkle Cheese
300 NP

Triple Mustard Cheese
450 NP
Honey Cheese
600 NP

Big Beefy Cheese
750 NP
Purple Spotted Cheese
900 NP

Brain Cheese
1050 NP
Alkenore Cheese
1200 NP

Mutated Cheese
1350 NP
Bubbling Blueberry Cheese
1500 NP

Tyrannian Dung Cheese
1650 NP
Quadruple Fudge Cheese
1800 NP

Brick Cheese
1950 NP
Gooey Snot Cheese
2100 NP

Peppermint Cheese
2250 NP
Overgrown Cheese
2400 NP

Heavy Bark Cheese
2550 NP
Warty Blue Cheese
2700 NP

Fragrant Ummagcheese Cheese
2850 NP
Furry Chocomint Cheese
3000 NP

Mummified Cheese
3150 NP
Nimmo Tube Cheese
3300 NP

Space Cheese
3450 NP
Angelpuss Cheese
3600 NP

Meaty Cheese
3750 NP
Potato Cheese
3900 NP

Fishy Cheese
4200 NP
Very Stinky Cheese
4050 NP

Shiny Golden Cheese
4350 NP
Stinky Zebie Cheese
4500 NP

Overripe Cheese
4650 NP
Plaid Cheese
4800 NP

Liquorice Cheese
4950 NP
Darkberry Cheese
5100 NP

Rotten Cheese
5250 NP

Avatar Strategy

If you're playing for the avatar and don't mind spending a few extra Neopoints, your best bet is to buy Quadruple Fudge Cheese (1800 NP) and Dive Left at every move. Using this strategy, you should complete the course in under 60 seconds at least one of your three daily attempts. Remember that the avatar is random, so this may require a few tries before getting it.

Conclusion

Cheeseroller only depends on luck. Getting neopoints in this game may be easy, but getting the avatar is difficult! Good luck! ;)

Written by livvy
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